RWANDAN HAIKUS

RWANDAN HAIKUS
(Alfred eat your heart out!)

Ripe avocado
Melts in your mouth like ice cream
One thing I will miss.

Amafaranga!
Cent francs à manger monsieur,
Amafaranga!

Mwaramutseho!
Warashatse muzungu?
Kubera iki?

Before intelcourse
Please elect the penis first
And use a lubber.

Où est le cachet?
Sans cachet vous ne pouvez
Rien faire ici.

Leaving Rwanda -
Never thought this day would come,
It’s time to go home.

I'm opening this up (here and on Facebook) for any present or past volunteers in Rwanda to contribute their haikus. Or, indeed, anyone else who wants to! If you post them here as a comment, please tell me if you don't want them copied to my Facebook page!