Toothpaste

I bought a tube of Chinese toothpaste recently - aloe vera flavour, very strange taste but not as strange as what it says on the pack. The front cover reads as follows:

Aloe Manifoldfunctiontoothpaste
Use whiteness & lacunar is particle
Whiteness teeth efficiency is double the ecumenic toothpaste
Mouth nurse savant
Eliminate inflammation, acesodyne, hemostasia, eliminate buccal peculiar smell

But the back is even better (leaving out what was already on the front)!

delightfully fresh and fragrant pattern
The active things Increase thirty per cent:

• Abundant buddles
• More dosage
• More clean

Lacunar is white particles: Lacunar is particles are able to clean teeth effectively, go deep into the teeth edge, clean tartar, adsorb the odour of the teeth, made your mouth surrounding clean.

Cardinal component: Natural aloe juice, polypeptide aperture guilder pure shot Leaven, two burning gui, natural aromatizer, surfactant etc.

Guangzhou City beautiful and bright day use chemical engineering company limited
Address: Guangzhou City stone wall industrial area Co-operative norm GB8372-2001 protect guilder term: Two year

Think I need to get some Colgate!